Roasted 9 months ago based on Mayank 🌵's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mayank, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate guide to having an existential crisis while still trying to flex on TikTok. You’ve got more “rap” sub-genres than personality traits, and honestly, that’s just sad. With all those categories, it seems like you’re trying to take your mood swings and make them a musical genre. You’re what happens when a giant cactus decides to go hip-hop—pointy, prickly, and occasionally lost in the desert of your emotions. Your top artists look like you took a poll of the kids who skip school and hang out in parking lots while trying to figure out how to shuffle through life, but you know what? At least you’re consistent. Tory Lanez? Is that you trying to channel your inner bad boy, or is it just the sound of your refrigerator running on empty because you can't stop binging on Spotify instead of real food? And the fact that three of your top songs are from Playboi Carti tells me you probably listened to "Whole Lotta Red" so much that it’s permanently etched into your subconscious like a bad tattoo. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You do know there’s a world outside of “If We Being Rëal,” right? It’s okay to step out of your bubble once in a while. But hey, I guess if your only exercise is shuffling back and forth between Track 1 and Track 2 of Playboi Carti’s discography, you’re getting those steps in! Just remember, the only thing darker than your R&B playlist is your sense of humor, so try mixing it up a bit—maybe add some sunlight? Or, at the very least, a song that’s not a trap anthem for brooding under your bed.

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