Roasted 6 months ago based on Doorframe's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Doorframe, I see you’ve curated a Spotify playlist that sounds more like an existential crisis than a music taste. “Japanese Indie”? “Shibuya-Kei”? Seriously, what are you trying to do, collect every obscure genre until you become an audio hoarder? Your playlist looks like someone threw a bunch of random words into a blender, added a sprinkle of angst, and hit ‘puree.’ If I wanted to hear sounds so niche, I’d just eavesdrop on a hipster discussing their feelings while munching on vegan sushi in a coffeeshop. And let's talk about your top artists – a lineup so obscure that even Wikipedia is taking notes. HOYO-MiX? Sweet Trip? These aren’t artists; they sound like the Wi-Fi passwords you’d find at an artsy cafe. The way you’ve connected with beabadoobee is almost concerning. You do realize there are therapists out there who can help you work through this emotional dependency on melancholic indie ballads, right? Listening to “the perfect pair” on repeat might be the most romantic thing you've ever experienced, but it’s also a cry for help. Most played songs? More like a soundtrack to a life of solitude. “Last Train At 25 O'clock”? Do you even leave your house, or are you just waiting for life to come to you, one Japanese indie track at a time? Honestly, with your taste in music, it seems like you're one sad acoustic ballad away from starting a Twitter thread about how nobody understands you. But hey, keep playing that “Dream Pop” — they're going to need it for when you finally step outside and remember that sunlight is also a thing.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!