Roasted 10 months ago based on Dylan Sohn's long term Spotify stats.

Dylan Sohn, huh? The moment you hit "play," we all know you've got the musical taste of a college kid who just discovered Spotify last week. Your profile is an ode to every cliché in the hip-hop handbook, as if you think listing every subgenre under the sun qualifies you as a connoisseur rather than just another guy in the corner at the party pretending to know about music. Seriously, how can one person claim to love both "Old School Hip Hop" and "Trap Metal"? That's like saying you enjoy fine dining while simultaneously chomping on a soggy Hot Pocket. Let’s address those top artists. You’ve got more Drake and Metro Boomin on repeat than a 12-year-old with a tablet on a road trip. Sure, you can recite every Kendrick track by heart, but if that's true, why is your personality less dynamic than a basic TikTok dance? Tyler, The Creator? The only thing you're creating is a dangerously high ratio of "skip" to "play" on all your 2 AM playlists. And let’s not even start on your obsession with JAY-Z; I hope you're doing more than just mouthing the lyrics while imagining you’re living his fancy New York life. And those most played songs—wow, your musical palate truly rivals that of a bland white dude at a BBQ. "Rich Flex" and "Pound Cake"? Your taste is as predictable as the power ballad at the climax of a bad rom-com. Seriously, do us all a favor and hit shuffle once in a while. We'll wait. Or don't—you keep doing you, buddy, while we all try to figure out how someone with the most basic playlist possibly takes themselves seriously. Keep flexing those rich vibes while the rest of us wonder when your taste will grow up!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!