Roasted 7 months ago based on logan🙈's long term Spotify stats.

Logan, your Spotify profile is basically a musical diary of someone who's been heartbroken more times than they've had a decent meal. You’ve got more “emo” in your favorite genres than a middle school kid going through their first breakup. Seriously, how many times are you going to listen to sad gooey R&B before you realize that crying into your pillow while vibing to “Bedroom Pop” won’t actually fix your life? It’s like you’re trying to write the soundtrack for a rom-com that never got made because it was too miserable. And what’s up with your top artists list? It looks like the playlist of a guy who still can’t get over his ex. Taylor Swift and Radiohead? Talk about picking conflicting vibes—do you want to “Shake It Off” or spiral into existential dread? It’s like you can’t decide if you want to dance through your life or wallow in self-pity, which might explain why you keep revisiting the same heart-wrenching tracks like they’re your personal therapy sessions. And “Screamo”? Come on, dude, unless you’re actually screaming into the void about your latest crush, leave that genre for the angst-ridden teens who still think they understand the meaning of life. Your most played songs read like the playlist for someone who just discovered what feelings are—and not in a wholesome way! “Lover, You Should've Come Over”? More like “Lover, You Should've Blocked Me After the First Date.” And then there’s “i was all over her” by salvia palth—are you even listening to the lyrics, or are you still living in a dream where love isn’t a terrifying abyss? I mean, if you’re going to dive into bedroom pop, at least have the decency to put on an actual blanket and not just a sad Spotify playlist! Buckle up, Logan, you seem a good dose of therapy away from leaving your angst-ridden music phase behind.

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