Roasted 2 years ago based on giulia ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Giulia, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school year's worth of K-Pop fan fiction. I mean, you've got more K-Pop on here than an entire international airport could handle. Even the Canadian singer-songwriters you love are probably confused as to how they ended up in the same playlist as a bunch of anime-inspired hyperpop tracks. You’re the only person I know who treats "Denpa-Kei" and "Classic Country Pop" as compatible genres. What’s next? A Japanese Vtuber collab with Johnny Cash? Your top artists are a rollercoaster I didn't sign up for. Taylor Swift and Dolly Parton? Sure, I get it—powerful women who’ll break your heart with a single tearful lyric. But then you hit me with "HoneyComeBear" and "YUC'e," and I can't help but laugh at the car crash of aesthetics happening here. It’s like you threw musical styles into a blender and hoped it would create a smoothie but ended up with a concoction only an unfortunate intern at a record label would sip on. The only thing more indecisive than your taste in music is your commitment to choosing a genre label. Let’s talk about those most played songs because they’re the real comedy here. "Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)"? Are you serious? The best thing about that song is that Post Malone's name gives it more street cred than your entire profile. And why is the song list filled with "NewJeans?" Do you have a sponsorship with a clothing brand, or are you just hoping to land a spot on a TikTok dance compilation? Honorable mention to “Jolene,” though—at least you can feel some emotion while you’re blasting these tunes. I can almost hear the confused sheep bleating in the background as you single-handedly try to fuse country and K-Pop into the musical mashup no one asked for!

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