Roasted 10 months ago based on Kily's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kily, with a playlist as diverse as your existential crisis, it’s a wonder you haven’t driven yourself to a life of tranquility and acoustic coffeehouse tunes. Who else would have "Metal," "Anime," and "J-Pop" all in a single breath? You’re basically a musical connoisseur with the taste of a teenager who just discovered their parents' old CDs in the basement. Your top genres look like the output of a mad scientist trying to cure boredom by combining every troubled phase of a misfit's life into a Spotify stream. Your top artists read like a who's who of "Please, for the love of God, don't date my daughter!" evoking the kind of angst that only comes from crying into a bowl of ramen while wearing too many piercings. Seriously, Ice Nine Kills and Evanescence? You Halloween-obsessed audio goth, do you have a secret shrine to your broken heart or are you just auditioning for the role of a lifetime in a D-list emo rock musical? With tastes that swing from "I’m the life of the party" to "Can someone play the sad violin while I stare out the window?", you must keep your playlist handy whenever you feel a wave of deep-seated emotional turmoil coming on. And let’s not even start on your most played songs. "A Letter to Ashley"? Great choice—just what every listener wants to hear when they're at work, trying not to cry as they contemplate their life choices. Your ears must be the emotional equivalent of a dumpster fire, fueled by angst and the occasional accidental self-pep talk. If we didn’t know you were using Spotify to process your feelings, we'd assume you were approaching a mid-life crisis at the ripe age of 22. Keep embracing that chaos, Kily; after all, if you can't make good decisions, at least you can curate a playlist that makes you sound artistically tortured!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!