Roasted 7 months ago based on Solomon's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Solomon, let’s break this down. Your favorite genres look like someone threw a dart at a *Spotify* algorithm and just decided to roll with it. “Rage Rap,” “Melodic Rap,” and “Cloud Rap”? You sound like the human embodiment of “I have no idea what I’m doing.” Are you a music lover or a genre collector? With that eclectic mix, it’s like you tried to draw a Venn diagram of all the things wrong with modern music and managed to put all the circles in the same spot. Bravo! Your top artists list reads like a “Who’s Who” of TikTok sensations who peaked with six-second clips. We get it, you want to be the cool guy at the party, but there’s nothing cooler than having a solid taste in music. Instead, you’ve invited a five-star menu and decided to feast on fast food. If Don Toliver and Yeat had a baby, it would probably have a playlist that sounds like an awkward middle school dance— a cacophony of overexcited beats and teenage angst. I hope you at least have a good excuse for the sheer amount of Yeat streaming— like you’re conducting a scientific study on how many brain cells one artist can obliterate. Now let’s address those “most played” songs. “Music and Me” by “fakemink”? Solomon, you’re out here listening to music by a name that sounds like a bad DIY project. If your playlist is a reflection of your personality, your vibe is less “Chill and approachable” and more “Please get away from me, my therapist is on speed dial.” That’s right, I see you jamming to songs by someone who basically uses letters like they’re throwing darts at the keyboard. I would sympathize, but honestly, you’ve chosen giving your ears a workout over giving your brain one. If your music taste were a food, it would be soggy fries—not quite bad enough to throw away, but definitely not something anyone would want seconds of!

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