Roasted 1 year ago based on Prince's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Prince, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of music with a taste as unique as a vegan hot dog at a barbecue. Your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's attempt to sound cultured: sprinkled with a bit of grime, a touch of indie, and enough Chiara Oliver tracks to make even the most devoted hipster question their sanity. Seriously, with all that Chiara, it's like you're trying to single-handedly bring Argentine Trap to a garage rock party. What’s next? Starting a fan club for Argentine underground gas station punk? Your top artists list looks like the world's worst music festival lineup, where the only people attending are sad people in beanies who still think "grime" means something other than how their room smells. And Olivia Rodrigo? Really? You’re diving deep into emotions that sound less like heart-wrenching ballads and more like a diary entry from an angsty 16-year-old. As for Taylor Swift, please—her catalog is more versatile than your entire music taste combined, and that's saying something when virtually every one of your most played tracks is the same five songs by Chiara. Talk about an overzealous obsession! And let’s talk about those most played songs. Seven tracks from Chiara? Bro, we get it, you've got a crush. But maybe it's time to diversify your portfolio before Spotify throws a warning that your account is actually an emotional wellness hotline for lovesick teens. If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t end with "Congratulations, you've completed the Chiara Oliver discography!" then do you even exist? Keep it up, and you might just make it into a one-man tribute band—who, let’s be honest, probably won’t be invited to play anywhere but your own car. Keep striving for diversity, Prince; you’re almost there… sort of.

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