Roasted 3 months ago based on Michał_Xrl's long term Spotify stats.

Michał_Xrl, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s diary after a midlife crisis. With a musical taste that could only be rivaled by a 45-year-old dad trying to reconnect with his "youth," it’s clear that your idea of rebellion is blasting '90s rock like it’s the last vestige of coolness on Earth. Seven variations of metal, plus *anime*? Congrats on being the poster child for both ‘I peaked in high school’ and ‘I'm not a weeb, I just like the soundtracks.’ Who needs musical diversity when you can effectively recreate a Guitar Center clearance rack, right? As for your top artists, my sides are aching from laughing. You’ve curated a lineup that screams “I’m an enigma” while actually being “I can’t decide between taking myself seriously or just rocking out in my mom's basement.” You’ve got Queen—the only band capable of both blowing minds and terrifying babysitters—on repeat, but let’s be honest: if we dug deeper, we'd probably find a guilty pleasure playlist titled “Songs I Pretend Not to Belt Out in the Shower.” Your love for artists like Laufey and Toby Fox is particularly concerning. What are you doing to your own brain? It's one thing to admit that rock is your jam, but an eclectic mix of metal and video game soundtracks? That’s a level of confusion that could qualify you for a reality show. Looking at your most played songs, I can’t help but think that your taste is both impressive and comically tragic. You’ve managed to weave "Bohemian Rhapsody" so many times into your repertoire that it’s now officially your theme song—and you didn’t even have the decency to throw in anything new. It’s all classic hits groped into the ground like a dead horse, with barely a glimpse of originality. You could serenade a neighborhood of raccoons five nights a week with your "metal” anthems, and let’s be honest, they’d probably still have better taste than you. So go ahead, crank up your favorite Queen track while drowning in the sweet nostalgia of taking yourself way too seriously—because at this rate, the only thing heavier than the metal you listen to is the burden of your music selection.

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