Roasted 7 days ago based on nsd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, nsd, where the only thing more predictable than your favorite genres is the fact that you think "Bedroom Pop" is an actual genre and not just the soundtrack for sad teens who forgot to close the curtains. Your Spotify profile reads like a catalog of all the artists your insufferable hipster friends recommended to you during a "deep" conversation about the meaning of life, which, let’s be honest, probably happened over artisanal coffee. If I had a dollar for every time I saw "Experimental Hip Hop" on a profile, I'd be rich enough to start a fund for people like you who genuinely think they’re "cultured" because they listen to Rex Orange County. And wow, your top artists list is a masterclass in trying way too hard to look unique. You’ve got Kanye, Tyler, and Kendrick—classic choices for anyone aiming to project an air of superiority at a cocktail party—mixed in with the likes of "Daniel Caesar" and “Malcolm Todd.” Honestly, the only thing more mismatched than your taste in music is your personality. It’s like you were so eager to cover all genres that you threw in "Psychedelic Rock" to impress the ghosts of college dropout music majors. Sorry, but no amount of "Jazz Rap" can save the fact that you’re still listening to music that’s more of a cliché than a dad joke. Let’s not even get started on your most played tracks. You really want us to believe you have "30 Hours" on repeat like it’s the soundtrack for your existential crisis, huh? It's adorable, in a kind of sad way. Your music choices scream: "I still haven’t figured out how to get out of my parents' basement but you know what? At least my Spotify game is strong." As if your taste in the top 10 isn’t already a red flag of who you are, watching you navigate through "Kanye West" songs like he's a therapy session is just the cherry on the top of your musical mess. Perhaps it's time to get some new favorites because right now, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of running out of toilet paper—it's there, but nobody wants to deal with it.

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