Roasted 8 months ago based on StuckOpposum's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of StuckOpposum, where "unusual" meets "unlistenable" in a triumphant mash-up of genres broader than a waistline at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Your obsession with "anime rap" and "Japanese VGM" makes it clear you've single-handedly resurrected the middle school lunchroom's Twilight Zone, where Pokémon cards were currency and wearing a fedora meant you held all the cool cards—except you, my friend, are still dealing with all the bad hands. As for those top artists, congratulations! You've discovered the underground talents of NateWantsToBattle and the SEGA SOUND TEAM but continue to ignore basic hygiene—like streaming some artists with enough mainstream appeal to shake off the scent of a pop culture time capsule left in a basement for a decade. It's as if you've been hiding in your attic, cranking up Anime themes while auditioning for the role of the unlikeliest protagonist in the world's worst show. Spoiler alert: you don’t escape from this whimsical prison of sound, and your theme song makes sure of it. And really, what’s with the most played songs? "His World" on repeat makes it sound like your world is stuck in a perpetual state of cringe that could single-handedly revive 2005 internet memes. You could’ve easily let a bit of variety creep in, but here you are, drowning in the ethereal sounds of J-Pop while mourning your missed chances to hyperfixate on something—anything—else. Here’s some advice: step outside, take a breath of fresh air, and for the love of all that’s holy, consider listening to something else that hasn’t been engineered for high-energy chase scenes of poorly animated cutscenes!

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