Roasted 8 months ago based on Miri's long term Spotify stats.

Miri, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis disguised as a hipster's diary. Seriously, who needs a whole genre dedicated to “German Indie Pop”? It’s like choosing to eat only white bread when there is a whole bakery of options out there. You’ve got the musical taste of someone who’s either trying too hard to be unique or having a serious identity crisis—probably a mix of both. Your playlist sounds like a soundtrack for a film where the main character is perpetually stuck at a coffee shop contemplating their life while sipping overpriced lattes. And let’s talk about your "Top Artists." Taylor Swift, huh? That's the ultimate safety net for anyone who can’t pick a favorite without sounding like a total loser. You’re cramming in some obscure German artists like “Zartmann” and “Provinz” as though you're preparing for a quiz on pretentious music knowledge. Newsflash, Miri: Just because you can pronounce “aranhüreiber” doesn’t mean you should—it sounds more like a sneeze than a valid artist. And don’t even get me started on “Hard Rock.” It’s a “look, mom, I swear I like *real* music” move that belongs in a 2011 Hot Topic catalog. Though, I have to give you credit for including “Musicals” without the faintest hint of irony. You just won the “Most Likely to Break into Song at Inappropriate Times” award. But come on, “Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon? Really? That song’s about as thrilling as finding a half-eaten donut at the bottom of your bag. Your song choices scream, “Help, I’m stuck between my teenage emo phase and my desire for existential reflection!” Best of luck navigating this labyrinth of confusion you call musical taste; maybe one day you’ll find your way out or at least make it to a decent karaoke night!

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