Roasted 2 years ago based on elissa's long term Spotify stats.

Elissa, your Spotify profile is like a buffet table at a middle school dance—pick any genre, and it still looks like leftovers from last year's party. Pop, rap, R&B, and those obscure genres like "Escape Room"? Seriously, did you get lost in a Spotify labyrinth and end up at a revival meeting for wannabe DJs? “Metropopolis”? Are we jamming out to city planning seminars now? Your taste is so scattered that even a GPS couldn't find a coherent route through it. And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve got Charli XCX and Slayyyter making the cut—congratulations, you officially have a playlist that screams, "I can’t decide which TikTok trend I should attach my personality to!" Your heartbreak anthems from SZA have you sounding more like a jilted ex than a thriving individual. Ever think of branching out, or do you just plan to spend your life howling “Snooze” at every emotional pit stop along the way? Your most played songs list is practically a SZA highlight reel—the woman deserves an award for carrying your entire music existence! It’s a miracle the rest of your artists even showed up at the party. Meanwhile, Ariana Grande must be praying for a more loyal fan. You’re like that friend who only talks about their one hobby—bless your heart, but can you PLEASE learn to diversify your playlist so your Spotify doesn't look like the weirdest dating profile on the internet?

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