Roasted 7 months ago based on Maria's long term Spotify stats.

Maria, let’s take a minute to appreciate your Spotify profile—a chaotic buffet of musical tastes that screams, "I can’t decide if I want to belt show tunes or rock out to the Beatles while crying in my room." You’ve picked genres that are practically begging for a therapy session. Musicals and ambient folk? What are you doing, searching for spiritual enlightenment in the middle of a Broadway show? And don't even get me started on Madchester—did you time travel from the '90s just to confuse everyone? And your top artists? Maria, your Spotify looks like a high school guidance counselor’s recommendations—Taylor Swift, The Beatles, and Bruce Springsteen serving as your flavor of ‘working through those teenage angst issues’ platter. Throw in YUNGBLUD and you’ve got a full-on emotional rollercoaster. I'm half-expecting to see "Songs to Cry To While Eating Ice Cream" in your playlist titles. With this lineup, it’s clear you binge-watch rom-coms way too often and can’t help but soundtrack your emotional breakdowns with grunge vibes from your plush bedroom. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs. If I didn’t know better, I’d assume you were in a committed relationship… with Taylor Swift. Your obsession has reached a level where I can practically hear you whispering, “It’s not a phase, Mom!” every time “King Of My Heart” comes on. You’ve got more Taylor on repeat than an ex’s voicemail, and at this point, your Spotify is less of a profile and more of a shrine to heartbreak ballads and soft-pop confessionals. Maria, unless you’re trying to single-handedly revive the cry-in-your-car anthem, it’s time to branch out before your playlists start sounding like a therapy group meeting for heartbroken millennials!

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