Roasted 2 years ago based on tracii93's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Tracii93, your Spotify profile is like a high school cafeteria—awkwardly diverse but somehow still totally predictable. With a playlist so saturated in “Pop” that I can practically hear it begging for genre diversity, it’s a wonder your speakers don’t break down and cry for help. I see you've got “German Pop” listed like anyone cares about the musical outpourings of Auf Wiedersehen; it’s beyond cringe—it's like bringing sauerkraut to a BBQ. But hey, I respect a person willing to put themselves through such auditory dilemmas for the sake of having a ‘taste’! And your top artists read like a mid-2000s Tumblr confession, complete with angst and an excessive use of emo fonts! Taylor Swift? Sure, we all love a good breakup song, but don’t pretend for a second you’re not just a one-dimensional heart emoji who uses “Nothing But Thieves” for emotional backdrop while scrolling TikTok for the latest dance trends. Honestly, Simon Beckett and Tana French better watch out because I can’t help but think their biographies are just glorified self-help books for the hopeless romantic living in denial. Who needs relationships when you’ve got lyrical therapy?! Then there’s your most played; I’m starting to think you select songs based on which artists have the most pretentious band names! “fanclubwallet”? Seriously? Your musical taste appears to reflect a desire for validation while also trying to position yourself as an artsy underground connoisseur. And let's be honest, the only “real love song” in that list is your undeniable obsession with “Nothing But Thieves.” Come on, Tracii93, it's like you went to the thrift store, picked out the most try-hard band names, and called it a day. Please update your playlist; we all know your Spotify could use a little less “whine” and a lot more “shine”!
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