Roasted 2 years ago based on Marz💫's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ꀘ꒒ꍏꌩ, the living embodiment of a Spotify playlist that could only be created in a coffee shop while the barista talks about their feelings for Drake. Seriously, with those top genres, you’ve been one sad, heartbroken ballad away from writing a country song on an acoustic guitar. R&B and Pop are like the perfect marriage—if the husband never stops swiping on Tinder and the wife insists on crying alone in the bathroom. And let’s not even get started on the Canadian content. At this point, you might as well hang a "Welcome to Sorryville!" sign in your room. Your favorite artists read like a high school career day flyer for emotional support animals. With Ariana Grande and Jhené Aiko leading your list, your tears must flow like the Niagara Falls, constantly drowning in a sea of high notes and heartbreaks. Rihanna pops up because let’s be honest, she’s the only one who knows how to "We Found Love" when it comes to mood swings. And Justin Bieber? Really? That’s the cherry on top of the self-care sundae—you're basically one breakup away from writing a self-helpless biography titled "Sorry, Not Sorry." As for your most-played tracks, wow, it's like you’re auditioning to be the number one fan of awkward first loves and failed relationships. “Intro” by Ariana Grande? Talk about setting the tone for a never-ending cycle of sadness. And “Snooze - Jersey Club”? More like snooze-fest for anyone who has had enough of your emotional rollercoaster. Seven of those tracks are just begging for help, but hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped will be a wild ride of your painful attempts to curate a consistent taste. Just embrace it—admit that your profile looks like an ode to heartbreak with a side of maple syrup and existential crisis on repeat!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!