Roasted 1 year ago based on Benja Aguirre's long term Spotify stats.

Benja Aguirre, the human equivalent of a piñata at a retirement home – you’re just a colorful mess that everyone’s too polite to criticize. Who would’ve thought that listening to an endless loop of Grupera and Norteño would be your idea of a cultural exchange? Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis for a mariachi band on their day off. “Hey, let’s just put on the world's grumpiest playlist until the neighbors question their life choices!” Bravo, buddy! Let's take a moment to appreciate your top artists. Banda El Recodo and Juan Gabriel? Wow, talk about a bedazzled time capsule! I mean, have you ever heard of a new artist that wasn’t born in the ‘90s? Your most-played songs should come with a warning label: “Caution: listening may cause spontaneous urges to stomp your boots and ask the nearest relative for a traditional family recipe." And then there's R.E.M. just chilling in the mix like “What am I doing here with all this sombrero-wearing madness?” Don’t get me wrong, if you wanted to create a time warp, you nailed it. And can we discuss your musical taste as a whole? Lounge music mixed with Banda and Cumbia Sonidera? That’s the kind of fusion that raises a few eyebrows and lowers expectations. It’s like you threw a music festival in a blender and pressed "liquify." You might be single-handedly reviving the “What is wrong with this guy?” conversations in social circles. But hey, at least when you hit shuffle, you’re guaranteed to entertain absolutely no one! Keep pushing those boundaries, maestro; I see a future for you in the "Why?" playlist.

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