Roasted 2 years ago based on Kory's long term Spotify stats.

Kory, I see you have a favorite genre list that reads like a metalhead's desperate attempt to get into therapy. It's like watching someone try to juggle chainsaws while learning to cook with a blindfold on. You’ve got so many subgenres represented that even Spotify is starting to question your life choices. “Trancecore”? Sounds like a genre created by someone who just lost a bet after a bad night at a rave. It’s almost as if you’re trying to out-weird every emo kid in the room, and honestly, dude, you’re winning - but at what cost? Your top artists list is basically a who's who of "please don't talk to me in public." Volumes, Linkin Park, and Bring Me The Horizon are all great, but I'm starting to worry that your musical taste screams "I'm still figuring out my identity but I promise I don't wear a trench coat.” And let's not even get started on your most played songs. “Them Changes” by Thundercat could really just be a soundtrack to your identity crisis - just wait until you start playing it on loop while contemplating your existence. Spoiler alert: that’s not what Thundercat meant by "changes," Kory. And let’s be real, having JoJo Siwa's "Karma" on your most played list is a plot twist that even Shakespeare couldn't pull off. It's the musical equivalent of showing up to a Metallica concert in glitter and sequins. Kory, if your music taste were a person, it would be dressed in all black while also carrying a rainbow umbrella. So step aside, and let your Spotify profile remember that no one asked for this mixtape of emotional confusion. If nothing else, at least your playlist can double as a mood ring; nobody really knows what you’re feeling, but they’re pretty sure it’s loud and kind of sad.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!