Roasted 10 months ago based on Pinto's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, Pinto, I see your Spotify profile and let’s just say it’s the musical equivalent of someone wearing socks with sandals—a complete train wreck that somehow manages to be endearing. You’ve chosen every genre under the sun, and somehow, you still haven’t found a good one! Indonesian pop and J-Pop? I know you’re trying to be cultured, but let’s face it, you’re about as cosmopolitan as a bowl of instant noodles. You probably listen to J-Rock while scarfing down sushi rolls and thinking you’ve unlocked the secrets of global music. Newsflash: there’s a whole world outside of anime soundtracks, and yet, here you are, pledging allegiance to the Pikachu brigade. And let’s talk about your top artists. Pinto, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to make people doubt your taste on purpose. I mean, “Pee Wee Gaskins”? That sounds less like a music group and more like a collection of bad family vacation photos! You’ve got a lineup that reads like an unhinged session of musical bingo at a stoner’s retreat. “Superman Is Dead”? Are they still trying to convince us that you can save the world with this drivel? With “JKT48” on your list, it seems you’ve clearly confused “favorite” with “what’s the absolute worst I can find.” Your most played songs are a true testament to your audacity. “Fluktuasi Glukosa”? Sounds more like the side effect of a questionable medical condition rather than a chart-topping hit. And don’t even get me started on “Make up in The Morning メイクアップ・イン・ザ・モーニング.” If only your taste in music could magically wake you up to reality. But hey, the bright side is you’ve got a playlist that’s practically begging to be the soundtrack for a tragic sitcom about a guy who can’t figure out what he really likes—much like your profile. Keep rocking those Indonesian rhythms, but please, for the sake of all of us, diversify your playlist a smidge.
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