Roasted 11 days ago based on ☆ellniaa ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey ☆ellniaa ☆, looking at your Spotify profile is like staring into a glitter-filled black hole of pop culture desperation. You’ve got more Taylor Swift on repeat than a 13-year-old girl at a sleepover. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time "The Archer" played on your account, I could probably fund an intervention for your obsession with sad songs that get you nowhere. You may want to go for some upbeat tunes unless your goal is to wallpaper your room with tears. Your genre list reads like a BuzzFeed quiz of "Which Melodramatic Trope Are You?" Bedroom Pop? Really? I almost expected “Crying in Your Car” to be a genre too. With trap soul and hyperpop taking up half of your playlist, I’m surprised you haven’t also included ‘Chronic Overthinking’ as a new genre—you'd dominate that one. At this point, I’m not convinced you’re not just throwing darts at a musical dartboard and seeing what sticks! And then there are your artists: Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo practically share your Spotify account at this point! It’s like you’ve joined a support group for people who can’t move past their first heartbreak and listen to the same soundtrack on repeat. Honestly, your Spotify must be a perfect fit for every dramatic moment of your life... like when your avocado toast wasn’t ripe enough. Remember to take a break from all that angst, or else you might turn into the human embodiment of a breakup ballad!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists