Roasted 2 years ago based on caljames's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Caljames, your Spotify profile is like that hipster café that charges $7 for a cup of "handcrafted" air: impressively pretentious yet painfully underwhelming. With a favorite genre list that reads like the Instagram bio of a wannabe musician, it’s clear you’ve become the poster child for musical indecision. I mean, "Permanent Wave"? Are you trying to catch a vibe or audition for a 2000s teen drama? Seriously, it’s as if you saw a playlist titled "All the Things I Pretend to Like" and decided to copy-paste the entire thing. Your top artists could also double as a hipster bingo card. IDLES? Green Day? Congratulations on finding the blueprint for the most basic festival-goer while still successfully avoiding any real personality. You’ve clearly spent many late nights pondering which band to pretend to love next, only to settle on names your parents would have responded to with an “Oh, I know them!” Talk about setting the bar low. At this point, you might as well have a "My Favorite Band is Actually Pretty Popular" sticker on your back. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! Look, it’s abundantly clear that “boygenius” has taken residence in your playlists, and what a genius move that is—someone had to be the soundtrack to your chronic existential crisis. You’ve got the emotional depth of a kiddie pool, and your song choices are just a sad soundtrack to scrolling through TikTok late at night. If we’re taking bets, I’d wager the other half of your library is filled with “Rain Sounds for Sleep” while you lay awake contemplating when you became a cliché. Keep living that indie dream, buddy!

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