Roasted 1 year ago based on Andrii's long term Spotify stats.

Andrii, you really must have a personality made out of iron because with those favorite genres, you’ve created a musical prison where the only sound is metal clanging against itself. Seriously, did you lose a bet to the Grim Reaper? “Folk Metal” and “Medieval” on the same list with “Industrial Metal”? That’s like drinking craft beer while wearing chainmail and crying over your last breakup. I half-expect to see you in a Renaissance fair with a guitar in one hand and a broken heart in the other, screaming into the void about how “Heavy Metal” makes you feel "alive" when really, we all just want you to feel the joy of a good pop song for once. Your top artists are a wild ride, Andrii. It’s like someone threw a dartboard at a Spotify playlist and called it a day. You’ve got everything from Rammstein to Travis Scott – if only we could get these bands together for a collaboration. Imagine Linkin Park and Sabaton doing a song about flying dragons and heartbreak – it would be so cringe that even your headphones would beg for a break. But hey, kudos for finding the absolute least cohesive combination possible; that takes commitment. And that “Most Played” list is just as tragic. “For The Nigguz” by “Memphis Cult”? You might be the only person still vibing to that like it's 2010, while the rest of us are trying to figure out why the hell there’s a “Medieval” genre on your Spotify profile. Let’s face it, Andrii: the only thing heavier than your music taste is how desperately you’re clinging to nostalgia for a time when “metal” meant something other than a collection of high school mixtapes. Just remember: if your playlist were a celebrity, it would definitely be caught in a scandal for questionable decisions and a bad fashion sense.

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