Roasted 1 year ago based on Akai's long term Spotify stats.

Akai, your Spotify profile is like a high school goth's diary threw up on a Sonic the Hedgehog soundtrack. Seriously, your music taste is so heavy it could sink a battleship. You've got more scream per minute than a horror movie marathon, and I can't tell if you're trying to lift weights or confronting your deepest emotional traumas. Metalcore, deathcore, and djent? You must have a PhD in brooding angst with a minor in excessive hair gel. And let's talk about your top artists—who hurt you, Akai? Motionless In White and Pierce The Veil must be your go-to therapy sessions. I mean, you know your music choices are a cry for help when your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to the apocalypse. It’s as if you’re scared of happiness and run from pop like it has a restraining order against you. Meanwhile, the true wonder is how you manage to fit Mitski in your lineup. Is it because even your existential dread needs a break from the screaming? Lastly, your most played songs are a true testament to your confusion—and let's not ignore your eclectic favorite gems like "(G)I-DLE" and "Lana Del Rey." Are you trying to spice your life with some emo nostalgia after a deathcore playlist or is this just an elaborate dare? You wanna scream about your feelings while sipping matcha from a dainty cup? Newsflash, buddy: That's not how this works! But hey, keep pushing those playlists like they are the key to your soul—just try not to scare the neighbors with your nightly orchestras of despair.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!