Roasted 2 years ago based on Bree's long term Spotify stats.

Bree, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's shopping list for a "How to Impress Your In-Laws" guide. "Japanese VGM"? What are you, a gamer who moonlights as a connoisseur of music that belongs in a two-dimensional platformer? And "Permanent Wave"? Honestly, with tastes that range from the nostalgic sounds of your grandma’s lounge to the post-apocalyptic vibes of indie, I can’t tell if you’re building a playlist or curating a vintage thrift store. Your top artists look like the soundtrack to a 1950s lounge where everyone's pretending they enjoy Jazz but secretly just want to order a martini and stare at their phones. With Nobuo Uematsu in one breath and Frank Sinatra in the next, it’s like you time-traveled to a speakeasy while skipping the actual fun of living in the now. Can we take a moment to appreciate how you manage to blend “POV: Indie” with “Adult Standards”? It’s like inviting your age-worn parents to a slumber party with their dobies! Look, I get it, you adore your eclectic song choices, but let’s be real—“Alone Again (Naturally)” is more like your theme song at this point. And I can’t help but laugh! Your most played songs scream “I have feelings, but not enough to leave my house.” You’re basically one sad ballad away from a Netflix special. So, Bree, keep owning that existential crisis soundtrack, but maybe throw in a banger or two next time to shake things up... or just stick to crying over your vinyl collection.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!