Roasted 2 years ago based on Natalie.ripley's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Natalie.ripley, the human embodiment of a coffee shop’s open mic night. With a playlist that reads like a depressing diary entry from 2009, you’ve got more sad tunes than a heartbreak hotline. Seriously, can we talk about your top artist being Taylor Swift? You’ve turned “All Too Well” into your anthem and have officially united the cringe and the chill. It’s cool; you’re just one ex-boyfriend away from needing a whole new therapist on speed dial. And let’s dive into those favorite genres. “POV: Indie”? Sweetie, the only point of view here is your desperate attempt to be relatable while listening to songs that scream “I’m just here for the therapy sessions and overpriced kombucha.” You’ve got more folk than your local hippie commune, and the only thing mellow about your playlist is the way it puts everyone to sleep. But don’t worry; at least the crickets are vibing out to your folk rock breakdowns. As for your most played songs, congratulations on earning a PhD in passive-aggressive sadness! “Bleecker Street” and “The Dangling Conversation”? With picks like that, I can only assume your life motto is “why be happy when you can be hauntingly nostalgic.” You’re basically a walking Pinterest board for the emotionally unavailable. Keep jamming out to your funk-free anthems, Natalie; you’re clearly winning at being the most “woe is me” person in your circle. Let’s hope your Spotify Wrapped includes a strong recommendation for a good time.

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