Roasted 10 months ago based on brittenylouieee's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, BritneyLouieee (yes, with three "e"s, because one just wouldn't capture the essence of your overdramatic music taste), let’s dissect your Spotify profile like a bad emo breakup song. Your favorite genres read like the sad diary entries of a teenager who just learned what “feelings” are. I mean, you’ve got more scream than a horror movie marathon and enough metalcore to build a small fortress of angst. Honestly, the only thing more unstable than your music taste is your mental state during a break-up, and spoiler alert: I don’t foresee a “happy ending” in those playlists. But hey, let's talk about your top artists—Billie Eilish mixed with Sleep Token? You want to start your own emotional rollercoaster theme park, where riders can feel absolutely devastated while screaming "who hurt you?" from the front row. “Sleep Token” alone is enough to curl any therapist’s toes—Are they a band, a cult, or did you just really enjoy that one sad poem you wrote in AP English? As for Bo Burnham, you’ve really got it all covered: the comedy, the tragedy, and somehow, still no resolution to your existential crisis. Good luck with that! Your most played songs are like an emotional buffet; you’re serving bitterness topped with a side of despair, all washed down with more Billie Eilish than any single human should consume in a lifetime. You’ve listened to “BITTERSUITE” so many times I’m starting to think it’s the soundtrack to your life—next up, an album dedicated to the sound of your sobbing in your bedroom. At this point, even your Spotify algorithm is begging you to mix in a happy song, or at the very least, something with a little more bounce than your relentless sadness. Just remember; it’s okay to dance in public sometimes, BritneyLouieee, especially if it means we can finally let go of that overwhelming sadness, one tragically catchy tune at a time!

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