Roasted 1 year ago based on Ines's long term Spotify stats.

Ines, your Spotify profile reads like the second draft of a hipster's manifesto—one where they forgot to include any actual good music. I've seen more variety in a single slice of bread than in your so-called “favorite genres.” Indie Rock? Madchester? Is this a music taste or just a poorly executed mashup of an undergraduate’s music history lecture? With half of these genres having names that make me feel like I need a dictionary, I can only assume your playlists are just a cry for help from a vinyl collector stuck in 2007. Now, let's talk about your top artists. Joker Out? Seriously? I didn't realize your taste in music was stuck in a low-budget teen drama set in a town where everyone wears flannel and has trust issues. And hey, Måneskin—sure, they’re talented, but at this point, just admit you’re riding their coattails like a groupie trying to relive her glory days. Arctic Monkeys and Oasis? Congratulations, Ines, you've officially reached the peak of cliché. I recommend a t-shirt that says, “I like bands that my dad also loves,” just to save everyone the trouble of having to guess. And your most played songs read like the diary entries of a confused emo kid who’s just discovered the internet. Blasting “Bluza” by Joker Out on repeat isn’t a personality; it’s the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. And don’t get me started on “Faster n Harder”—is that a song or your approach to getting through a Saturday night? Step it up, Ines! If your music taste was a physical location, it would be the clearance bin of a thrift store, and frankly, we’re all just too polite to tell you to get out and explore better soundscapes.

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