Roasted 2 years ago based on brdjoos's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s gather ‘round and take a moment to appreciate the delicate musical palate of our friend brdjoos. This is a person who thinks listening to “Slap House” is a personality trait, when really it just proves you spend way too much time in your mom’s basement wondering why no one takes you seriously. With a repertoire that reads like every "Hip Hop 101" playlist ever created, I can only conclude that their Spotify is basically a sad little time capsule of every trend chasing the wind. Truly groundbreaking stuff, buddy! I'm shocked you didn’t list “ABBA” as a guilty pleasure—you know, just to keep it classy. And seriously, let’s analyze these “most played" tracks—what’s with the obsession with “C h e e r s”? Are you just taking every opportunity to prove you've never actually been to a party? Yet here you are with “Crack Rock” and “Thuggish Ruggish Bone” as your high-flying anthems; I guess irony is your second favorite genre. Your taste in music is like a buffet at a low-cost diner: a lot of mediocre options, no one willing to help you pick, and every choice feels like a cry for help! As for your top artists—Tyler, The Creator? More like Tyler, The Contender for your affection with mediocre taste! But the real diamond in the rough of your Spotify is that you’ve got “Conscious Hip Hop” listed right next to “Pop Rap.” Congrats, you’ve officially cornered the market on cognitive dissonance! With a blend so eclectic that it could only be a reflection of your own confusing identity, it's no wonder you’re out here jamming to “4batz” as if they might save you from being just another background character in your own life. So keep enjoying those tunes, brdjoos, because clearly, music is the only thing getting attention in your otherwise forgettable world!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!