Roasted 15 days ago based on Neha Shoji's long term Spotify stats.

Neha Shoji, your Spotify profile reads like a cultural buffet where none of the dishes actually belong together. Phonk, Bollywood, Sufi, and “Drift Phonk”? You’re clearly aiming for the title of "Most Confused Playlist of the Year." It’s like you walked into a music store, closed your eyes, and just started flinging random CDs into your cart, hoping for some divine inspiration. But I have to ask — is “New Age” your way of admitting you’ve given up exploring new music altogether? Your top artists are as mismatched as socks on laundry day. A.R. Rahman followed by Lana Del Rey is the auditory equivalent of mixing curry and ice cream. I can’t tell if you’re trying to create a deeply emotional indie playlist or just confusedly shuffling between worlds that don’t belong in the same solar system. With Drake rounding off that lineup, it’s as if you tossed a hip-hop superstar into a Kumbaya campfire just to mess with everyone’s vibes. Seriously, you’re single-handedly raising the IQ of our entire music platform with this whacky genre cocktail! And the songs you blast the most? If those are the best choices from your extensive catalog, it begs the question: do you even have ears?! “SLAVA FUNK!” sounds like the battle cry of a group of warriors fighting against monotony. And don’t even get me started on “TE CONOCÍ - Slowed” — might as well rename it “We’re All in This Unbearable Slowness Together.” If your playlists had a personality, they’d probably wear an oversized turtleneck, sip lukewarm herbal tea, and solemnly gaze into the abyss while trying to figure out how they ended up like this. Your taste is an adventure that no one signed up for, and frankly, I’m intrigued and terrified at the same time.

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