Roasted 1 year ago based on 🌸's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 🌸, the living embodiment of a Spotify playlist that time forgot. Those favorite genres read like the tracklist of a wedding DJ's worst nightmare. Your eclectic mix of Bollywood, Sufi, and K-Pop is basically radio station hopping halfway through a breakup. Is your love life as confused as your taste? Because I can practically hear the sad strumming of a guitar while you sit there trying to explain why this jumble of sounds is "a vibe." Your top artists are a red flag parade. I didn't know you could fit so many identity crises into one playlist! Taylor Swift and ZAYN should consider a restraining order; at this point, they have no choice but to keep their distance from your sonic stalker tendencies. And what's with the multitude of "Pops"? It’s as if you’re trying to single-handedly keep the genre alive like some kind of pop-loving superhero. Can we get a grant for your PhD in mainstream music from the past decade? And really, "Most Played Songs"? You’re telling me that "3D (Alternate Ver.)" appears twice? I get it; you want to make sure we know how much time you’ve spent moping over it—twice the heartbreak and all. But let’s face it: when your top tracks veer between Adele’s heartfelt ballads and Daddy Yankee’s fiesta bangers, it’s pretty clear you’re still figuring out if you want to cry in the shower or dance like no one’s watching. Spoiler alert: they’re both valid options, but maybe invest in some therapy before another listen to “Set Fire to the Rain” while wearing your pajamas.

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