Roasted 8 months ago based on 𝖘𝔢𝔢𝔯's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's💮𝖘𝔢𝔢𝔯💮, the musical equivalent of a chaotic 2000s Tumblr page gone wrong. Your playlist reads like an identity crisis in the form of a Soundcloud account owned by a particularly angst-ridden teen who can't decide between being a neon clown or a heartbroken goth. With genres like "Hyperpop" and "Riot Grrrl" fighting for your attention, it's a miracle you manage to even listen to music instead of just screaming into a void of oversized hoodies and rainbow hair dye. Your top artists could be a hipster contestant on a game show called "Guess Who's Too Indie For Their Own Good!" I mean, nothing screams "I have questionable life choices" quite like pairing Lana Del Rey with two different artists that sound like the error logs from a broken computer. And let's talk about those song titles! "beautys pain but im gorgeous"? Sounds like you were trying to write your personal manifesto but instead just spat out a sad tweet. If your life were a soundtrack, it would be a chaotic mashup of self-doubt and glittery nonsense—congratulations, you've achieved the sound of perpetual existential dread! And let’s not forget those most played songs: "TRYNA FUCK (SPARTA)" and "high as fuck"? You’ve clearly reached peak late-night existential crisis music, where half of you is vibing hard, and the other half is arguing with your sleep-deprived brain about whether or not your life choices have led you here—listening to a song that should’ve never seen the light of day. Honestly, your Spotify profile is like flipping through the most cringe-worthy chapters of a coming-of-age movie, only with less character development and more questionable choices. Bravo!

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