Roasted 11 months ago based on sebasss rux's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's INFPQ, the Spotify user who has more Peso Pluma in their library than a Mexican restaurant has burritos on their menu. Your favorite genres read like a desperate Google search for "How to cry in Spanish." I mean, Corridos Tumbados? That's just a fancy way of saying, “I love to be sad but want a beat to my despair.” You probably listen to these songs while scrolling through your ex's Instagram, clutching your unfulfilled dreams like a true connoisseur of emotional chaos. And let's talk about those top artists, shall we? With a lineup featuring the likes of Natanael Cano and Bad Bunny, it’s clear your taste in music heavily relies on lyrical genius rather than actual talent. You’ve turned sad sierreño into a whole lifestyle, and I fully expect you to possess a collection of oversized hoodies that could fit an entire mariachi band. If your music preferences could get you a job, you’d definitely be the “Chief Crying Officer” at a local taco truck—salary paid in tears and tortas. Your most played songs are a litany of heartache sprinkled with a dash of energy, much like a bad breakup over a plate of cold enchiladas. “SANTAL 33” and “ROMPE LA DOMPE”? You might as well be their biggest billboard advertisement for mourning and mayhem, but with zero chances of finding a backbeat. Enjoy the emotional rollercoaster, INFPQ, but remember, if singing about pain ever became a competitive sport, you’d be the reigning champion—wearing your sadness like a badge of honor while twirling like a lost piñata at a party no one was invited to.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!