Roasted 7 months ago based on no's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, curating a Spotify profile that reads like a middle schooler's diary after their first heartbreak. With genres as mismatched as your fashion sense, it’s clear you’re on a quest to find that perfect sound that screams, “I’m deeply misunderstood but also dance like a dad at a wedding!” Reggaeton and Riot Grrrl? That’s like trying to blend tequila with tears—a recipe best left behind closed doors. You’re basically one poorly attended concert away from being the punchline of a sad indie movie. Your top artists are a delightful mixture of “who?” and “oh, I remember them but I never want to again.” Honestly, how did this lineup even happen? With names like Mother Mother, it sounds more like a family reunion gone wrong than a vibrant playlist! And really, if 50% of your current jam is from “Cigarettes After Sex,” it’s probably time to consider investing in some lung health instead of those sad tunes. Those “most played songs” are enough to send any sane person diving for cover, panicking at the thought that you might metamorphosize into an emo bubblegum mess at any moment. And just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, I stumbled upon your top song, “i like the way you kiss me” by Artemas. My dude, if that’s your idea of romance, then bless the poor soul who might be under the illusion they’d get past the first date with you. If your Spotify profile were a relationship, it’d be a bad Tinder match—short-lived and permanently etched into my memory as a hilariously cringeworthy experience. Maybe consider hitting shuffle on your personality to find that “Urbano Latino” you’ve always wished you had!

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