Roasted 1 year ago based on PoonGenius's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Pabhang.j, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a high school anime club president who just discovered J-Pop on a whim. I mean, "Anime" as a favorite genre? What’s next, “Cuddling with my body pillow”? With such a refined taste in music, I can only assume your life soundtrack plays in the background of a cheesy rom-com where no one ever gets laid. I hope you like wearing headphones because you might want to drown out the sound of everyone avoiding eye contact when they catch a glimpse of your playlist. And sweet Jesus, your top artists—it's like you picked them by throwing darts at an online chart while blindfolded. YOASOBI and Ado could honestly use a publicist just to distance themselves from the fact that they share the same planet with you. And I see Lady Gaga and Katy Perry in the mix; congratulations! That gives you permission to call yourself a "diverse music lover," right? Just know that all those layers of soft pop and phonk aren’t going to add any depth to your personality, which currently resembles a cardboard cutout with bad vibes. Let’s talk about your most played songs. With titles like "STAR☆T☆RAIN - AI SOLO VER." and "Shinzo wo Sasageyo!" I can’t tell if you’re trying to conquer Japan or just expressing your inner weeb... or both? If there were a medal for being the poster child of cringe, you’d be way ahead in the race with tracks like "Payphone" right next to "Love Is Gone - Acoustic." Honestly, if Spotify had a self-help feature, it would chirp at you, “Get it together, Pabhang.j!” But hey, at least you’re committed to the bit; just don’t be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped ends up being a cautionary tale.

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