Roasted 4 months ago based on Anshul's long term Spotify stats.

Anshul, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape that your aunt would make for her cat—confusing and probably filled with bad decisions. You've got a "Desi" genre collection that looks like the playlist for a wedding where the DJ is just as indecisive as you are. It’s like you want to showcase your cultural pride while simultaneously pushing away anyone who might actually enjoy a good beat. Seriously, who needs variety when you can just drown in a sea of Bollywood ballads and Punjabi hip hop? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to be exclusively sponsored by “Why did I do this?” Your top artists read like a list of people who might file a restraining order against your taste in music. Taylor Swift and Drake sitting next to Pritam? That’s one musical identity crisis right there! It’s like you’re trying to prove that you can vibe with both the heartbreak of a white girl and the celebration of a Punjabi wedding while also fumbling through soft pop in the corner. Are you trying to create a "Best of the Worst" compilation, or are you just auditioning for the role of the human embodiment of a mid-life crisis? And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Excuses" by AP Dhillon? More like excuses for your musical choices. It's a wonder your profile hasn't been flagged for its sheer lack of identity. You’ve got songs that personify every phase of you from “I’m so toxic” to “I need a hug.” How are you even managing to handle transitions between being serenaded by Taylor Swift's heartbreak ballads and the feverish headline chorus of a TikTok banger? Give your ears a break, Anshul—explore a genre that's not only on your family wedding playlist!

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