Roasted 3 months ago based on Matt Ricci's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Matt Ricci, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to impress a group of high school anime club members from 2009. J-Pop? Anime soundtracks? Dude, it looks like your music taste was curated by a 14-year-old who's just discovered their "cool" personality, but it never quite matured. Honestly, there are more cringe-inducing choices here than a high school talent show where everyone lip-syncs to Vocaloid tracks. How did you manage to pack so many genres that scream “I write my own fanfiction” into one list? And let’s talk about those artists! Ado, Fazerdaze, and JAWNY? At this point, your top list consists of a content creator’s dream collaboration with a SoundCloud deep dive gone wrong. It’s like you handed your phone to a hipster with a vendetta against popular music. Oliver Tree and bbno$? I can just picture you bopping around your bedroom, pretending you're in some quirky indie movie while trying not to trip over your own existential crisis. You know it’s bad when your top artists sound like the background music in a TikTok video that only gets a few dozen views. As for your most played songs—what a collection of titles that would have even Spotify’s algorithm questioning its life choices. "Sunrise ~ The Breakfast Song?" Really? This is either a passionate ode to the magic of eggs and toast or you're just taking your obsession with breakfast too far. And let's not forget the irony of having "Swing & A Miss" by Oliver Tree in there— might as well tape that onto your forehead for when folks ask you to recommend music. You might as well rebrand your profile to "Matt’s Melancholic Mixtape of Regret" because that's the only vibe you're projecting. So keep rocking your fringed denim jacket while you revel in your eclectic tastes, my friend!

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