Roasted 2 years ago based on Ross Rox Denton's long term Spotify stats.

Ross Rox Denton, huh? With a name like that, it sounds like you should have a side gig selling flannel shirts and artisan beard oil. Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage goth’s Instagram bio—maybe try adding a few more “X's” in there to really capture the teen angst you seem to peddle. The favorites list hits harder than your lifeguard's whistle at the public pool, but I’m sure the only thing darker than your trap music is your sense of humor. "Dark Trap," "Cloud Rap," and "Deathcore?" Really? It’s like you took every genre nobody asked for and threw them into a blender. Who hurt you, Ross? At this rate, I’d recommend counseling instead of adding more "Melodic" prefixes to your metalcore. Gymcore? Sounds more like an excuse to lift weights while completely missing the point of mental well-being; they should offer you a degree just for your commitment to listening to music that sounds like it was composed during a sadistic exorcism. And let’s talk about those top artists—do you have a shrine to them in your mom's basement, or what? With a lineup that resembles a high school’s first attempt at a death metal concert, you might want to consider branching out beyond your “most played” emo rap anthems when you’re feeling "Fed Up.” Sure, you might claim it’s underground hip hop, but I’m pretty sure it’s just where bad vibes go to die. Next time you're jamming out to '$uicideboy$', just remember: those beats might be dark, but they're not as dark as your taste.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists