Roasted 2 years ago based on 🎀𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Nova🪐, let’s break this down like your Spotify Wrapped, just a little less celebrated. With a playlist that flips through Nigerian hip hop, K-Pop boy bands, and sugary pop tunes like a teenager on a sugar high, it's hard to tell whether you're trying to connect continents or just picking whatever sounds catchy in the moment. Seriously, your favorite genres list is like a buffet where every dish is a solid C-; just a hodgepodge of sounds that makes you question if you even have a musical identity or if you’re just the human equivalent of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. And those top artists? Glad you’ve taken advantage of the fact that you can’t commit to just one genre. You’ve got ATEEZ and ODUMODUBLVCK on the same list—it's like pairing a fine wine with instant ramen. But hey, let’s applaud your impressive ability to stay on trend while simultaneously avoiding actual cultural depth. I’m just amazed your profile isn’t sponsored by a multinational company trying to market a “made for everyone” vibe. All you need now is a collab with a toothpaste brand, and you’ll be the poster child for blandness. Now let’s talk about those most played songs. If I had a nickel for every time I saw the name "Ruger," I’d think he was the unwitting ruler of your musical kingdom. "Summertime Sadness" next to “Dog Eat Dog”? If that isn't the perfect soundtrack for your existential crisis, I don’t know what is. At this rate, your Spotify profile is practically a Tinder bio for people who can't decide whether they want to flirt or just wallow in self-pity. So, here’s to you, Nova: may your playlists become as diverse as your emotional range.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!