Roasted 2 months ago based on oliver!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Oliver, where do we even begin with your Spotify profile? It’s like a musical dumpster fire—an eclectic mix that screams “I have fond memories of middle school angst and a confusing internet rabbit hole.” Seriously, how did you manage to blend emo, J-Pop, and Nu Metal into one profile with all the sophistication of a sugared-up toddler on a trampoline? Your music taste is so scattered it looks like you threw darts at a genre chart and waited for your Spotify algorithm to piece them together in the most cringe-worthy playlist imaginable. And let’s address those top artists, shall we? Stray Kids and System of a Down in the same breath? This isn’t just a crossover episode; it’s a colossal identity crisis! If your eclectic taste in music were a fashion choice, you’d be the kid in high school who still thinks wearing neon Crocs with black socks is a bold statement. Between Mitski’s poignant lyrics and Panic! At The Disco's theatrical nonsense, you sound like someone who can’t decide whether to sob in a corner or throw glitter at a wall and call it art. It’s like you’re trying to be the Picasso of musical misfits, but all you’ve painted is a tragic mess. Now, onto your most played songs. "Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" really says it all, doesn't it? I mean, if you’re going to have a song that’s practically a cartoon sound effect, you might as well get a job in a soundboard factory. And with Sleep Token occupying more slots than a shared bathroom at a music festival, it feels like you’re hosting a shrine for the band rather than showcasing your own listening habits. It's like your Spotify is putting up wanted posters of all the teenage angst you had in middle school and begging for it to never come back. But keep rocking that hyperpop journey into the abyss—it’s not like you’ll ever escape it!

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