Roasted 6 months ago based on Val's long term Spotify stats.

Val, your Spotify profile is a buffet of auditory confusion, where metalheads and musical nerds collide in an explosion of chaos like a brewery and a Broadway stage swallowed each other whole. Your top genres read like the playlist of a confused teenager processing an identity crisis. From "Metal" to "Noise Music," it seems like you're trying to prove that you're deep while begging for attention with a side of societal rebellion. Spoiler alert: It's not working! Your top artists are the musical equivalent of a chaotic Tinder date gone wrong. One minute, you're headbanging to Ghost, and the next, you’re crying to Taylor Swift about some unrequited love. You can't help but wonder if you’re a secret agent for the "Most Indecisive Listener" award or if you just couldn't choose between your inner metalhead and your Broadway diva. How many times have you rocked out to “Symphonic Metal” while belting out show tunes in the shower? Turns out, it’s the same emotional high that comes with eating pizza when you thought you wanted salad. And then there’s your list of most played songs – a glorious mess dominated by Andrew Lloyd Webber like he’s the only friend you ever had. I mean, “Starlight Express Megamix”? Really? You make it seem like you think that bumper cars are an art form, just like Andrew’s adaptations of classic musicals. It's not too late, Val. Take a walk on the wild side and try listening to something that doesn’t include a midnight train’s journey to self-discovery. Grab some metal instead of the obsessive, choir-boy energy of musicals, or at least find a "Metalcore" song that doesn’t sound like it was penned during a breakdown in the middle of Shakespeare’s most dramatic soliloquies.

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