Roasted 2 months ago based on Max G's long term Spotify stats.

Max G – the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. It’s as if your music taste is one existential crisis away from a mid-2000s emo revival. Who hurt you, man? Between the Surf Rock and Rage Rap, you’re basically admitting you can’t decide if you want to chill on the beach or throw your laptop out of a window while blasting something loudly that even your parents would judge. But kudos on chasing trends; it’s impressive how you’ve turned indecisiveness into an art form! Your top artists read like a hipster’s wet dream with Tyler, The Creator and Lana Del Rey sandwiched awkwardly between Jeff Buckley and Radiohead, who are probably rolling in their graves. At this point, it’s not just your music taste that’s eclectic; your playlist is basically a supporting cast of the characters in a coming-of-age film that flopped at the box office. And let’s not forget that “most played songs” list—congratulations, you’ve officially cried to Jeff Buckley enough times that even your Spotify account feels like it needs a therapy session! And that “Best Of” song choice? “Lover, You Should've Come Over”? It summarizes your love life perfectly: emotional, self-indulgent, and stuck in the 90s. But hey, at least you’ve got your Spotify profile—because if life gives you lemons, you might as well drown them in Lo-Fi Indie and pretend you're too cool to care!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!