Roasted 2 years ago based on KHIEDZ🇳🇬's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, KHIEDZ, your Spotify profile reads like the world’s most confusing playlist for an identity crisis. I mean, how many sub-genres of “Nigerian Pop” does one heart need? Are you trying to be an afrobeats aficionado or just auditioning for the role of the most indecisive DJ on the planet? It’s like you opened a Nigerian music shop and said, “I’ll take one of everything, please!” Let’s be real: if there’s ever a genre for procrastinators who can’t make a choice, you’d be holding a golden trophy. Your top artists’ playlist looks like a Nigerian hip-hop fantasy league where it seems you’re gifting Ramadel the MVP award for dropping tracks like he’s trying to win your heart. But let’s be honest here—having “Music Love” and “All eyes on me” back-to-back is like living in a rom-com where the lead gets dumped every Sunday at brunch. And do you even hear the lyrics, or is your ear just tuned to “Hey, I’m Ramadel and I’m dropping fire!”? Too bad fire can’t cook your music taste into anything remotely resembling good. And come on, why does your “most played songs” section feel like a Ramadel shrine with some BhadBoi OML desperation thrown in for good measure? If I had a naira for every time you played “Away” or “Soke,” I'd have enough to buy you some decent taste. Remember, KHIEDZ, Spotify isn’t just a challenge to see how many songs you can pile up from one artist; it’s about exploring the music universe. But version 3.0 of “All Ramadel, all day” just isn’t going to cut it!

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