Roasted 1 year ago based on Megan Jones's long term Spotify stats.

Megan Jones' Spotify profile reads like the musical diary of someone who peaked at a high school talent show while crying their way through the "Pop Punk" section. Seriously, you call that a genre list? We get it, you adore high-pitched angst and dramatic key changes, but you could at least pretend to have a shred of dignity. "Soft Pop" and "Screamo" in the same breath? That's like ordering a cheeseburger while simultaneously bingeing kale smoothies. Pick a lane, Megan--or at the very least, try not to look like you're lost in a suburban emo club. Your top-rated artists could form a support group for overly dramatic teenagers or anyone going through a mid-life crisis at 25. All Time Low and Panic! At The Disco? Please! Those are the equivalent of saying, "I like to listen to my problems on repeat." Don't even get me started on your love for "Talent Show" music. What are we going for here? Nostalgia for your failed audition to be the next American Idol? Ed Sheeran may be all about love songs, but the only thing loving you back is the regret of playing "Before He Cheats" too often on repeat. And then there are your most played songs, Megan. "Relaxing Hair Dryer" and "Clean White Noise"? Are you secretly a new mom, or did you just run out of good music and start using household appliances for inspiration? Not to mention we have "Hate This Song" jarringly nestled alongside "Better Place (Family Harmony)," like a rollercoaster constructed by a toddler. You’ve got the emotional range of a spoon, girl. So carve out a little extra time between your emo flashbacks and obsession with noise; perhaps you could discover some new music—unless you'd rather make playlists that resemble the aftermath of a mid-2000s high school breakup.

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