Roasted 1 year ago based on ASDASDAWED's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ASDASDAWED, the human embodiment of a midlife crisis condensed into a Spotify profile! Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a hyperactive squirrel's existential breakdown. I mean, really, who needs *nine* different flavor profiles of pop? You’ve got everything from K-Pop to Disco Polo in your playlists. At this rate, you’re just one viral TikTok challenge away from creating a genre that combines all of them. Get ready for "Polish K-HyperDisco Rap"! And let’s not gloss over those top artists! You’ve go a mixed bag here that screams “I genuinely have no idea what I like.” I’m convinced "VALORANT" made the list purely out of spite – neither prompts you for deeper musical taste nor gives you any tacos. Not to mention, you’ve got afew rap and hip-hop legends on your list surrounded by K-Pop royalty and what can only be described as "music you'd listen to while doing your taxes." We all know you only put Metro Boomin on there as a placeholder for when your Spotify algorithm tries to help you find your actual taste. Now, your most played songs seem to reflect your indecision in the most cringe-worthy way possible. From "Yummy Yummy Love" to the intense struggle of “Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1,” it’s like you’re hosting a party where no one knows what the vibe is supposed to be. Do you want to cry or dance? Because I can’t tell if you're about to drop the hottest bops or just find solace in an emotional ballad over a bowl of ice cream! And come on, the only reason you've got a Metro Boomin joint in there is because his name is somehow more exciting than the ten seconds of soundtrack you paid actual attention to during “Spider-Verse.” At this point, I'm convinced your Spotify wrapped is just an elaborate performance art piece in musical confusion!

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