Roasted 2 years ago based on dom's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, Dom—the poster child for indecisive taste! Your Spotify profile looks like a high schooler’s desperate attempt to impress the cool kids by cramming every available genre into a single playlist. “Rock” and “Hip Hop” are fine, but what in the world is “Permanent Wave”? Pretty sure that’s just a fancy way of saying you don’t know how to get through 80s music without an existential crisis. If you keep adding "Alternative" to everything, you’re going to need a separate genre for your “mildly confused.” Let’s take a peek at your top artists: it’s like a mixtape made by someone who just discovered the concept of eclecticism after being trapped in a Spotify time bubble. Pixies and Kanye in the same breath? The only thing they have in common is that they both rock harder than your taste in fashion. And seriously, Negative XP? What are you trying to prove? That you’re so hip you listen to music that sounds like a Wi-Fi outage? Your Spotify wrapped must look like an anxiety attack on caffeine—impressive yet questionable choices everywhere! And those most-played songs? Wow, nothing screams lack of originality more than a list dominated by someone who clearly was too lazy to listen to more than three tracks. We get it, you love “Bound 2,” but if you played it any more, you'll unlock that secret level where Kanye personally judges your life choices. At this rate, the only thing harder than your “Hard Rock” playlist will be coming up with new ways to explain your obsession with “Drumless Hip Hop.” Keep it spicy, Dom, because clearly, your love for music is only matched by your capacity for cringe!

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