Roasted 1 year ago based on larissa linnae's long term Spotify stats.

Larissa Linnae, the self-proclaimed queen of “Corecore” and “Sadcore,” is here to take our ears hostage, one melancholic strum at a time. With a favorite genres list that reads like a sad hipster's Tinder bio, you must spend all your time assembling extremely niche playlists instead of actually living life. Seriously, who knew “Stomp And Holler” was an actual genre? The only thing getting stomped is your social life, while you’re busy nurturing your collection of songs that make you feel like you're trudging through a never-ending existential crisis—just like a true Zoomergaze aficionado. Your top artists are a lineup of sadness gurus and mood-setters that could make even a toaster contemplate self-harm. Gregory Alan Isakov, along with his exclusive club of “i don't like mirrors” and “sign crushes motorist,” must be members of the anti-joy society. Let’s be real: your Spotify Wrapped must look like the soundtrack of a very unsuccessful therapy session — all tear-soaked tissues and profound disappointment, but with an indie twist! I’m waiting for “I Got You, Honey” to start playing as the soundtrack for a group therapy session instead of a romantic date—because who needs love when you have your “most played” heartache playlist queued up? To top it all off, your most played songs list reads like a broken heart’s greatest hits compilation. Between “Thunderhead” and “She Always Takes It Black,” it seems you only listen to songs that dive deeper into despair. Honestly, the real tragedy here is that you've probably convinced yourself that “Marianne” by Mipso is an upbeat tune. It’s like you’re living in a lo-fi dream world where happiness goes to die. So keep curating your chambers of sonic sodium, Larissa. Just don’t be surprised when the only thing your profile is pulling is major eye rolls from your friends and a parade of questionable dating prospects!

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