Roasted 6 months ago based on Bodie Porter's long term Spotify stats.

Bodie Porter, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s fever dream interspersed with a Sonic the Hedgehog soundtrack. It’s impressive how you’ve managed to combine more niche categories than a quirky specialty store selling nothing but artisanal macaroni art. “Space Music”? Really? Do you float around your room in a tinfoil hat while listening to this? If I wanted to experience the sound of distant planets colliding, I’d just open my window during a construction project. And let’s talk about that favorite artist list—Capcom Sound Team, SEGA SOUND TEAM, and the rest of the anime orchestra. Buddy, even your Spotify is trapped in a 2007 basement, sipping on energy drinks and playing Final Fantasy on repeat. What’s next? A deep dive into the greatest hits of your high school marching band? I'm half expecting to see songs from "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" at your next dinner party so you can impress your friends while lamenting that you'll never be a real adult who listens to actual music. Your most played songs are a playlist for people who think watching paint dry is "too mainstream." Seriously, “Meditation 432 Hz, Pt. 1”? Make sure you alert NASA because your sublime taste in ambient soundscapes is probably the closest they’ll ever come to finding intelligent life in the universe. Look, Bodie, I applaud your ability to be passionately weird, but if Millennial cringe were a genre, you’d have an exclusive album deal right now. Let’s do us all a favor and at least throw some real bangers in there next time, okay?

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