Roasted 6 days ago based on Matei's long term Spotify stats.

Matei, it’s clear you’ve thrown yourself into the EDM rabbit hole and emerged with a playlist that could be the soundtrack to a 24/7 rave in a suburban basement. Seriously, who needs a personality when you can just drown your identity in "Drum And Bass" and "House" tracks? Your favorite artists read like a who’s who of electronic music’s most obscure names, and I’m convinced “Charlie Power” is just your very own dopplegänger, riding you as you chase those bass drops. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'd still dance like no one’s watching... even when everyone is cringing. Looking at your top played songs, it seems like you’ve got a one-track mind. By the fourth "Charlie Power" track, I’m starting to think you might actually be a sentient speaker in disguise. “Ring My Bell” is a fitting choice, though; it’s the only chance you've got at getting anyone to pick up for a call to join you on the dance floor, if they even can hear over the constant rattling of your bass fetish. And I’m dying to know—did you chose “It Feels So Good” ironically, or are you missing the memo that happiness doesn’t have to come from a crashing subwoofer? Your Spotify profile is like an abandoned warehouse rave: loud, a bit sketchy, and best experienced when you’re too far gone to care. It's clear you’ve got more genres than friends, and at least one should consider the life choice of not being a DJ for your own sanity. Maybe swap a “Musical” for ballads of self-reflection, because who needs deep emotional connection when you can have liquid funk? I guess we can thank your noise-cancelling headphones for sparing the world from your actual existence, but seriously, Matei, it might be time for an intervention—or at least a solid invite to a chill coffee shop instead of the nearest warehouse rave.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!