Roasted 6 months ago based on Gerid's long term Spotify stats.

Gerid, looking at your Spotify profile is like opening a time capsule filled with all the awkward phases you went through. You love every flavor of rock, from Classic to Art, but I can’t help but wonder if you’ve just been trying to figure out how to make taste in music as complicated as your own personality. It’s like you took the vague concept of “Rock” and applied it to your entire identity, desperately hoping that one of those genres will actually make up for the gaps in your life choices. Weren't you a little too optimistic when you thought this mix would make you the coolest kid on the block? Newsflash: your playlist could use a little less garage and a little more finesse. Now, let’s talk about those top artists. Arctic Monkeys? Great choice! But following that with Mc Kresha and Sidrit Bejleri? It's like you threw a music party and invited everyone from the highbrow art gallery to the sketchy back alley. And bringing in Flo Rida makes me question if you were trying to diversify or just really couldn't decide which college radio station to align with. I mean, each artist on that list sounds like they vibe differently, making your musical taste resemble a confused mountain goat stumbling around at a buffet. Try to pick a lane, Gerid — your Spotify wrapped is basically your personal self-help book begging you to figure it all out. Then there are your most played songs. Zjerm and Ximeromata? Sounds like you were trying to hit your cultural quota, but it also seems like you only scour the depths of Spotify when you're too lazy to pick your own jams. "Vllaznia" twice? Did you forget you already had that one in the queue? That’s like eating the same slice of pizza for breakfast AND lunch - it’s sad, it’s messy, and it definitely suggests a lack of options in your life. The rest of your list reads like an existential crisis in playlist form; if I had a dime for every time your music taste screamed "I can't decide who I am," I could fund some actual taste therapy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!