Roasted 9 months ago based on Reema's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Reema, the master of the angsty Spotify profile, aka an emotional rollercoaster no one asked to ride. Seriously, your love for "Alternative Rock" and "Emo" says you probably spend most of your time wearing vintage band tees and nursing a bowl of cereal while contemplating the meaning of life. If “crying in your room with the lights off” were an Olympic sport, you’d definitely take home the gold—while simultaneously curating the perfect playlist for the occasion. Your favorite genres read like the mood board of a 2005 Tumblr account that got stuck in a time loop. "Madchester?" Really? I get it; Britpop is cool, but maybe it's time to let go of your late-night obsession with listening to songs that remind you of your ex... and their ex... and their pet cat. You’ve got more indie playlists than friends, and with a collection that sprawls from "Garage Rock" to "Post-Punk," it's like your music taste is throwing an endless pity party that nobody wants to attend. Then there’s your top artists—Radiohead, The Smiths, and all their moody, misunderstood counterparts. Honestly, the only thing more predictable than your music taste is the fact that you will never get through a party without bringing up how superior your playlist is to whatever garbage everyone else is listening to. But hey, keep it real, my friend! At least we know that if the world ever plunges into darkness, we'll hear the melancholic sounds of your playlist echoing through the empty streets, probably out of sheer existential dread.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!